What did Shakespeare name his pet pig?

Hamlet.

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Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

What's Shakespeare's favorite video game?

Sonnet the hedgehog

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What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia

What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub"