What did Shakespeare name his pet pig?

Hamlet.

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How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

What is Shakespeare's favourite snack?

Hamlet du fromage

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What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia

What is Dr. Seuss' favorite play?

Green Eggs and Hamlet