What did Shakespeare name his pet pig?

Hamlet.

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What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

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Why does Michael Scott hate Hamlet?

Toby or not Toby

What did Shakespeare name his pet pig?

Hamlet.