What did Shakespeare name his pet pig?

Hamlet.

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What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop?

Now is the winter of our discount tents

What's Shakespeare's favorite video game?

Sonnet the hedgehog

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What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.