Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

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How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

Find out after the break.

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What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

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What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.