Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

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How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

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Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

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When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

What did the hummingbird do to his girlfriend?

He nectar!

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Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)

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What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.