Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

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What did the spider say when he broke his new web ?

Darn it !

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

What do you call a lawncare company owned by a promiscuous lesbian?

Hoe Mow

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

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Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.