Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

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How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

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What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

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What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

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What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

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Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.