Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

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What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

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Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

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What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

Why the fireman was burried on the top of the hill?

A: Because he was dead.