Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

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Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command?

Present Alms!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.