Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

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Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

Who would you turn to face?

be careful with whom you chose

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.