Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).