Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's that girl?

Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash

What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common?

They were both fingered by their brother.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!