Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls always walk in odd packs?

Because they literally can't even.

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is 6 scared of 7?

Cause 7 is a six offender

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!