Cause they don't have balls to scratch
Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense
because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.
A balloon animal!
Rub him with oinkment.
A baby in a microwave
Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"
She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.
A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball
Cause he was out standing in his field
Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"
It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."
Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes
