Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.