Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit