Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me"

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

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Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

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Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

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An unaware wolf.

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit