Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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A: She wanted to be a nurse.

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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Man, wall mounts are awesome."

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Wake me up before you go-go

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He couldn't stand all the racket!

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Petrified wood.

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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An unaware wolf.

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

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A liquor cabinet.