Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

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Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

What do you call an old man whose retarded?

Bernie Sanders!!

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna