Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

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What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.

How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.

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How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit