Cupboard Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

You might also enjoy:

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What do you call a bag of tiny crosses?

Jesus Pieces.

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

Liquor Cabinet Jokes More Liquor Cabinet Jokes

What do you call two lesbians in the closet?

a liquor cabinet.

What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?

The Naked Ape!

Scientologist Jokes More Scientologist Jokes

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.