Cupboard Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

Why is Sia not in her music videos?

Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia

Rivendell Jokes More Rivendell Jokes

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

Why didn't Rivendell help Gondor?

Elfish reasons.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.

Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

Scientologist Jokes More Scientologist Jokes

What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

What did the Scientologist play on his Wii?

Xenublade

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Liquor Cabinet Jokes More Liquor Cabinet Jokes

What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.