Cupboard Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

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Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

What is a whale's favorite song?

Shout.

Liquor Cabinet Jokes More Liquor Cabinet Jokes

What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

Why don black people go on cruises?

Pssshh, they're not falling for that one again.

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

What does Sean Connery do with his quiche?

He opensh hish doorsh with them.

Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Where did L Ron Hubbard store his dishes?

In the L Ron cupboard.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.