Cupboard Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

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Rivendell Jokes More Rivendell Jokes

Why didn't Rivendell help Gondor?

Elfish reasons.

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

Which one falls off first?

The one with the smallest

Sna Jokes More Sna Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

When can you store food in a door?

When it's ajar.

What do you call a rotten lamb chop?

Food gone ba-a-a-a-a-ad.

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"