Cupboard Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

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Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why are black people afraid to fall asleep?

The last black person that had a dream got shot!

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

Liquor Cabinet Jokes More Liquor Cabinet Jokes

What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

What do you call two lesbians in the closet?

a liquor cabinet.