Cupboard Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

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What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

Sleep Pill Jokes More Sleep Pill Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

Where did the witch get her furniture ?

From the ideal gnome exhibition !

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What do you call that mean guy who keeps waking you up?

A myoclonic jerk.

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?

A thon

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.