Cupboard Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Rivendell Jokes More Rivendell Jokes

What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What is a whale's favorite song?

Shout.

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

How do u find an old man in the dark?

Its not that hard

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What do you call a "to-go" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant?

Alfredosehen

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him?

A: Rearranged the furniture

What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.