Scientologist Jokes

What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

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Coffee Mug

What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

What does a scientologist and an almond have in common?

They are both nuts.

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

What did the Scientologist play on his Wii?

Xenublade