What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

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Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

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How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

Resistance is futile."

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What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

What does a scientologist and an almond have in common?

They are both nuts.