What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

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What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

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What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

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What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!