What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

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What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

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What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!