What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

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What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

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What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

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How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.