What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

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Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

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What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

Resistance is futile."

Who's there ! Borg ! Borg who ?

Borg standard !

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How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!