What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross OP's mother?

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What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What do you call a farmer in the army?

E.I. G.I Joe.

How far away is the US Army's website?

Just a few klicks away.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !