What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

What military branch has the largest biceps?

The Army.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!