What do you get if you cross a centiped...

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

How is my wife doing?

Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.