What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

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What does the chicken says to the other chicken?

Nothing.

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Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.