What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

What have you been feeding him?

Me: Egg shells.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers?

Boko Harambe.

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)