What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

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A pizza can feed a family

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A picnic table can support a family of four

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A brain sturgeon.

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STUPID AMERICAN!

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A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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The large pizza can feed a family of four.