What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer? An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

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What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How is my wife doing?

Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.

What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.