What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.