What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.

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What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

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What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

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What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.