What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

What's the difference between a sin and a shame?

It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What is the difference between a black man and a couch?

A couch can support a family

What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

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What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.