What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.