What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

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Because he likes to Count.

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Why* would you like fries with that

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A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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To fry the chicken.

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What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"