What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you call making your booty clap for likes and upvotes?

Social netwerking

Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "let's it go!"

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

When does an Irish potato change nationality?

A: When it's french fried.

What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that "

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Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

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Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.