What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

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What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please

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Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.