What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

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What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

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What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

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Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh