Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

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What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

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What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.

Ice Cream Cone Jokes More Ice Cream Cone Jokes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream cone?

Because she got hit by a bus