Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why don't kids like cheesy jokes?

they're too mature for their taste

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere!

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

Why did you hit me with your chair?

Me: Because my desk is too heavy.

Ice Cream Cone Jokes More Ice Cream Cone Jokes

Why did Sally drop her ice-cream cone?

She got hit by a bus.

Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers