What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why was the motorcycle going so slow?

Because it was two tired!

Why did the motorcycle fall asleep?

It was two-tired.