What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

What do you call non-muslims that rides motorcycle?

Kafir rider