Why did the motorcycle fall asleep?

It was two-tired.

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Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why are black people afraid of motorcycles?

They'd get caught in the chain.

What do you call two black cops on motorcycles?

Chocolate chips