Why did the motorcycle fall asleep?

It was two-tired.

Previous Random Joke Next

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

Why couldn't the motorcycle stand on it's own?

because it was too tired.