Why did the motorcycle fall asleep?

It was two-tired.

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Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...