So he could mufasa.
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Because it was two tired.
hit by a car.
The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.
It's two tired.
Abu Bikr
motorcycles don't have trunks
It was two tired...
It was two-tired.
Because it was two tired!
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because it was too tired.
Because motorcycles are two tired.
Chowasaki. - Pat H.
They're two tired.
Mooooootorcycles!
Kafir rider
An Africa Twin.
A bad habit
When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.
The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
They'd get caught in the chain.
Chocolate chips
He was feeling a bit bike-curious.
Yes." (Yamaha)
My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
Read the label.
Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.
Vote.
When the car breaks down.
Don't ask her out again
A groundhog
Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch
You want a piece of me !
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff
You gotta Mufasa"
Cis-Alpine Gaul.
Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."
A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.
An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.
