What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Which Spanish superhero has three wives?

Amor-Man

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

Why can't the motorcycle get up on its own?

It's two tired.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

How does the pig farmer get to the fair?

He rides piggyback.