What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a business meeting and a battle ground?

Deadpeople

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

What do you call an IS-leader on a motorcycle?

Abu Bikr

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!