What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

Why are cars faster than motorcycles?

Because motorcycles are two tired.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !