What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a 2016 Reddit post and a 2006 Reddit post?

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What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

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What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

What do you call non-muslims that rides motorcycle?

Kafir rider

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What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train