What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

Why is the difference between brucellosis and brucellitis like the difference between a woman and an LGBT woman?

One is real and the other isn't.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How does every racist joke start?

looks over both shoulders....

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

What do you call two black cops on motorcycles?

Chocolate chips

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.