What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby?

The redditor never gets gold

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios?

Look, donut seeds!

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)