When is a lion not a lion ?

When he turns into his cage !

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How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

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Whats a caged animal's favorite food?

Zoocchini

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!