When is a lion not a lion ?

When he turns into his cage !

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

Cage Jokes More Cage Jokes

What is a Snake in a Cage ?

The tale of a rat.

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.