When is a lion not a lion ?

When he turns into his cage !

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What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command?

Present Alms!

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

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What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

When is a lion not a lion ?

When he turns into his cage !

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!