Cage Jokes

Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

What is a Snake in a Cage ?

The tale of a rat.

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

Whats a caged animal's favorite food?

Zoocchini

Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

A: For spare parts.

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

When is a lion not a lion ?

When he turns into his cage !

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