Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it
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Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
Because he just isn't a mourning person.
TIMBUUUUUUUURTON
Because he got hit by a truck!
He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!
Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!
His parents weren't 18 or older.
Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!
I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.
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Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.
he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.
Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.
Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"
He was suicidal.
Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"
