What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

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Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!

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What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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What have you been doing?

Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.