What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

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What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

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What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral?

Because he just isn't a mourning person.

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What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.