What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

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What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?

Steven Spellberg!

Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

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What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

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What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

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What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage