What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

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What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?

Mutton Looter King

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What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

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Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

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What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.