What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

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What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

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Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

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What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"