Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

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What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.

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Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

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What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

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What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage