Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

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What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

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What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.