Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

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Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

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What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

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What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?

Polyarmory