Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki , because he is low-key.

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How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

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What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

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Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

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What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex