What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

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How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

Where did the man go after the explosion?

All over.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

Superhero Jokes More Superhero Jokes

How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero?

Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there.

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

North Carolina Jokes More North Carolina Jokes

What do you call a fraud from North Carolina?

A charlatan!

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.