What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

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Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

he had to much baggage

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

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What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

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What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

What do you call a fraud from North Carolina?

A charlatan!