What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

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Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

What did the x-axis say to the y-axis?

This is my domain

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Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

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Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

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What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

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What do you call a fraud from North Carolina?

A charlatan!

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.