Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

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What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What do Canadians put on their steaks?

Eh-1 (Sorry)

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

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Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.