Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

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What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

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How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done :)

What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.

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Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.