Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

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What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

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How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

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Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.