Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

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What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?

A Luncheon!

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

Why don't midgets like barbecues?

because the steaks are too high.

Rancher Jokes More Rancher Jokes

Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Because the rancher was a cattlist.