Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

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How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

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How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.