Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

Previous Random Joke Next
Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

Why did the doughnut maker retire?

He was fed up with the hole business.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

Rancher Jokes More Rancher Jokes

Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.