Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do you call a piano composer that smokes?

Tarcoughski

What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0

Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

Rancher Jokes More Rancher Jokes

Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Because the rancher was a cattlist.

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)