Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

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What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed?

High definition

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Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

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Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

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Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

tenish.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do SQL programmers do at night?

Count star.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

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Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

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What do you call a Steer playing with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!