How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

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Slow down and apply lube

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HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

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Slow down and use Lubricant.

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Well let me tell you...

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!