Slow down and apply lube
Your wife.
Anne hath a way."
Because she is smoking hot
You're too young to smoke!
Slow down and grab some lube!!
Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!
Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects
Whoa.
Slow down and use Lubricant.
Because the directions say to apply it liberally.
Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.
