What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

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Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

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Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

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Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.