What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

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Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

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How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

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What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

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What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.