Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

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Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

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What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

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When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do