Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

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How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction?

Boneless chicken.

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.