Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common ?

Easter

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

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What, really?

I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!