What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

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Black Hole Jokes More Black Hole Jokes

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

How do you show your appreciation towards black holes?

Thanks for nothing!

World Jokes More World Jokes

Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

What happened to drugs, kids?

We still have drugs!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"