What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

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Black Hole Jokes More Black Hole Jokes

What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

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What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

World Jokes More World Jokes

Where's Spiderman's home page?

Where's Spiderman's home page? On the world wide web.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

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How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.