I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
She's almost as smart as a man.
Business kept falling off!
Because all they do is look down at people.
Because white space matters. hehee
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Because it wasn't
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A baby in a microwave
Santa Clause rolling down a hill
So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.
One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
Long neck or giraffed?
Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
Math-you.
A hippopottymouth