I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
No one knows. It's never happened.
His mom got soul custody.
Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
The punchline is too long.
A recycling TIN!
She threw out all the W's.
Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)
Because 7 8 9.
Because it had more cents
Heavy!"
Go bless yourself.
Because Jesus saves.
Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!
None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.
When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth
