I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.
With lots of drafts
Bunnies squirm too much.
Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.
He wanted to see time fly!
The Logo.
He had a bad experience with windows.
Heavy!"
Santa Claus rolling down a roof!
God: A toddler.
Go Ahead Make My Day"
Long neck or giraffed?
When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser
He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him
Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.
A: QUACKer Oaths.
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?