I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
You can hear a cough drop.
The Dark Knight Rises.
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
It was asbestos they could do at the time!
The Jets.
Throw your laundry in.
Because 7 8 9.
Because 7.. 8.. 9
Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.
Roll a 40 down the street.
Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.
God: A toddler.
And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'
A really good watch.
He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
A hippopottymouth
Math-you.
