I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
Niagara Falls
It would've just been "mas".
A photographer.
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.
Boy: Me and I'm going home now.
A daydreamer stares out of windows.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Santa Clause rolling down a hill
Walking -Jk Rolling
Because he doesn't exist.
A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.
A really good watch.
The same way British people pronounce beer can.
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
He kisses his mother with that mouth!