Because he doesn't exist.
A fetaphile
how waiters should greet people
I've never seen or heard from either of them.
Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS
Finnish Goods
Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.
I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!
Because it's the currant year.