Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."

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If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

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Because there were 'nights.

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Zero. They don't exist.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

Why isn't John Oliver having sultanas in his fruitcake?

Because it's the currant year.