Because he doesn't exist.
She gives you the eye.
Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here.
If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.
God doesn't punish anyone twice.
Because there were 'nights.
Because they don't exist.
Because it's the currant year.