Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.

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Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

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Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.

What do you call a phantom by a campfire?

A toasty ghosty