Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)
Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!
Because he always looks down in the mouth.
Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
Because he never existed.
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.
The US elections.
Because they're diene
Enough to make a bone hard.