How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

What famous person is a huge fan of trees?

Tim ber"ton