How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do black people and Batman have in common?

Neither one of them get r/dadjokes

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say while it was being transplanted?

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!

Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!