Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

Conversation Jokes More Conversation Jokes

What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation?

TBC

What did one pile of wood chips say to the other?

Nothing. They weren't mulch for conversation.