What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

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What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

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What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

How do frogs die ?

They kermit suidide !

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How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record