What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

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Why did the depressed chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side :(

What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

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What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

When is a car like a frog ?

When it's becing toad !

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Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.