Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

Dashboard Jokes More Dashboard Jokes

What was Princess Diana's favorite thing about the Xbox 360?

The dashboard.

How do they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard.

Bagpiper Jokes More Bagpiper Jokes

What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test?

A. Drool.

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.