Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

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What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

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Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

What do you call a chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park

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What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

What shampoo did Paul Walker use?

Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard

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Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.