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What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate?

Dont leave me hangin' bro

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Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

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What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

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How do you know princess diana had dandruff?

Because her head and shoulders were on the dashboard.

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

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Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test?

A. Drool.