Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

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Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.