Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

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Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?

A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

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Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

A: It is usually still in the case.

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Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

What shampoo did Paul Walker use?

Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard

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What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test?

A. Drool.

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.