How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

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What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!

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What does a Duggar girl and the Unabomber have in common?

They have both been fingered by their brother.

Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress's name tag?

A: "What did you name the other one "

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How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

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What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

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What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.