How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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What did the five fingers say to the phallus?

FAP!!!"

What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

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Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

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How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

Why did the blind girl fall in the well?

She couldn't see that well.

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Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron