How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

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Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

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What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

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What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

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Why did the blind girl fall in the well?

She couldn't see that well.

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

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What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

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How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!