What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

Who's there ! Burns ! Burns who ?

Burns me up !

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What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

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Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.