What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call a burnt nugget?

nigget

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

Why aren't there any baby Transformers?

Because Auto-Bots pull out!

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What instant coffee and Sasha Grey have in common?

3 in 1

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.