What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

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Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.