What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

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What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

How do you know when a black woman is pregnant?

When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.

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How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

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What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman?

A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry

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Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

A: They always forget the recipe.

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

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What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

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What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time