What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

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Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

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What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

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How do we fix boxing?

We can't. It's already fixed.

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.