What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

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How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?

A: You can almost hear them.

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What was the pirate boxing champion known for?

His left hook.

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Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)