What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

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How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.

What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray?

A: A box of crayons.

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Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

How do you make Manischewitz Wine?

Kick him in the nuts.