What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

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Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

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Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.