What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

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Why is it fun to play with matches ?

They're lit.

What do you do with a wombat?

A: You play wom with it.

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What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

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What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

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What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity?

Hasbro.

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.