What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

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When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

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What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

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When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.