What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.