What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

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Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

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What up Holmes?

Watson

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

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How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."