What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

Who are you supposed to be?

4: A ninja.

Holme Jokes More Holme Jokes

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

Dear Watson Jokes More Dear Watson Jokes

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."