What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What does 1+1=?

Window.

Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

Holme Jokes More Holme Jokes

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

Dear Watson Jokes More Dear Watson Jokes

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."