What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows?

Wendy's is never frozen.

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

Holme Jokes More Holme Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

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What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."