What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Holme Jokes More Holme Jokes

What up Holmes?

Watson

What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

Dear Watson Jokes More Dear Watson Jokes

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."