What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

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What type of wind is named after a young deer?

Foehn

What type of phone does a hawk use?

A hawkie talkie.

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What up Holmes?

Watson

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What up Holmes?

Watson

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.