What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

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How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.