What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

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What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC

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What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."