What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!

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What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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What do you call a smart mexican?

Sherlock, Holmes.

What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

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What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."