What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

What type of cheese is strong?

Shredded cheese.

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

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What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."