Watson Jokes

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What up Holmes?

Watson

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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They know their knots.

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When it shows no vital sines

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What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.

What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What sound does a Japanese camera make?

Crick"

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How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary :)

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

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What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."

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How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.