Watson Jokes

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What up Holmes?

Watson

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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Automobile.

What's a three letter word for Hell?

DMV.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

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Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

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Why do hot girls always travel in threes?

Because they can't even.

What do you call a hot girl with no legs?

Disabled.

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary :)

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

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Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

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What type of alcohol do they put in bomb shots?

Allah-lcohol

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.