What did the rock say to the other rock?

Im hard

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How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: rocks boat Her: Hey! Me: rocks faster Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi