Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

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Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

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What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers