Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!

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What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

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What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists?

Microscope