Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

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What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

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Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers