What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

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What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

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Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu