What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

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Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Teddy Bear Jokes More Teddy Bear Jokes

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster