What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

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What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

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Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

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Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.