What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

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What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

Teddy Bear Jokes More Teddy Bear Jokes

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

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Why did the pig go to the casino ?

To play the slop machine !

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!