What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

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What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine?

A Philistine with two mommies ...

What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?

A: Curly hare.

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What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

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What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.