What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

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Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

What do you get when you cross Folger's and Smuckers?

Smolger's. &lt.&lt

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What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

When is a pig not quite a pig?

A: When it's oink-ognito.