What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

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What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine