He was stuffed.
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A teddy boar !
A: Fur-niture.
Cus they are always stuffed.
I'm stuffed."
A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.
Put him on stilts !
Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car
What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!
One's a group of cunning runts...
A ham ham.
Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.
Two test tickles
Put up a "Now Hiring" sign.
Because they really wanted a third's eye view!
A thyme machine.
Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."
A: Because it nose.
Oinkment!
Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.
A tater tot.
