Teddy Bear Jokes

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

A: Fur-niture.

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

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Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

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What is the worst dinosaur to take to a restaurant?

A pretentious connoisseurous.

What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?

Spare ribs.

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

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What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

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Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

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What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.